GWLHL
Seasons

GWLHL - 2018-2019          

Adult Men's Hockey

League News

Allstar Break – Stories from Around the League

Oct 29, 2018
 

The BossMan Cometh
Without doubt, the biggest story early in the season is the play of Hall of Famer and recent retiree Gerry Boss. The “BossMan” as he is affectionately known around the league, scored 4 goals in his first 2 games, and then followed that up with a hattrick against a bewildered Team Black. After 4 games, Gerry has an astounding 7 goals and has led Team Red to the top of the standings and the only undefeated team in the league. Commissioner Rick Wolfson has taken notice. Rick has been seen at recent Team Red games with an empty specimen jar in his pocket, always on the look out for PEDs.

Team Green Gets Their First Win of the Season
In week one, perennial GWLHL Czar and Green Team Co-Captain Reinhart “Putin” Waldner accidentally leaked his scouting report to the opposing team. This led to a 9-2 thrashing at the hands of Team Red. This is not where this story ended. Not happy with how this unfolded, Reinhart “mysteriously” made Team Green goalie Josh Rowson disappear the following week. Reinhart then checked his cell phone speed dial and called upon former #1 GWL goalie Alex Haas for the Friday night matchup with Team Black. Not only did Haas backstop Team Green to their first and only win of the season, Reinhart pumped in 3 goals himself. Overly pleased with himself, and still quite delirious after getting his hattrick, Reinhart was seen walking out of Canlan commenting to reporters, “If He dies, He dies”. No one is sure why he was quoting Drago from Rocky IV, but some believe it was the result of the Stolichnaya in his water bottle.

Sanjay Tops 800

Oct 11, 2018
 

Big congratulations goes out to Sanjay Guliani who reached the 800 point club last night assisting on a beautiful give and go play with Rookie Austin Lightfoot. Sanjay is only the 4th player to ever reach the 800 point club and currently sits in 4th place in all time GWLHL career scoring. Way to go Sanj!!

Forget the NHL the GWLHL has Kicked off this week

Oct 5, 2018
 

Forget the NHL the GWLHL has Kicked off this week.

Game 1 of the season featured the steroid bowl as Jeremy Dick and Team Yellow went Head to Head with Troy Woods and Team Orange. Troy came out raging and scored the first goal of the 2018-2019 season. However, Team Orange seemed to run out of testosterone as Team Yellow scored 4 unanswered to take the opening game 4-1. Sophomore sensation Alex Palmer scored 2 goals and added an apple as he proved he can play just fine without his monkey boy Mitchell Link.

Game 2 featured Team Red vs Team Green. Before the puck even dropped in this game the bad blood was flowing. Green Captain Reinhart Waldner mistakenly sent his scouting report of Team Red to captains McIntosh and Nichols. This ended up being a crucial mistake as Team Red used it as fuel and came out firing on all cylinders. Lead by Norris trophy candidate Scott McDonald Red cruised to a 9-2 victory. Let this be a reminder to all Captains. Don’t send your scouting report to the other team.

Game 3 was the battle of the Rookie goaltenders. Russian Superstar Dmitri Krassioukov vs ASHL all-star Michael Plummer. White flew out of the gates skating to a 3-0 lead after the first period. Dmitri frustrated with his teams play yelled at his team in Russian in a furious rage after the first. Team Grey member Sanjay Guliani said “we have no idea what the F*** he said but it sure motivated us”. The game continued to go back and forth with team Grey nibbling away at the lead. GWLHL veteran Roger Maguet decided it was time to let the league know he was back and scored 2 3rd period goals to preserve the tie for team Grey. Krassioukov denied interviews following the game. 4-4 tie as everyone kissed their sister.

Game 4 was Team Teal vs Team Black. You would think most of the talk would be featured of the Goodfellow vs Brokop matchup but it was the matchup within team Black that was the story. Entering the game Craig Robb was 1 point behind Glen Garrioch in career stats. Tied at 3 in the 3rd period Robb sprung Brokop on a partial breakaway and Brokop finished giving Robb an assist and tying Glen. Late in the 3rd with Teal’s net empty, Robb picked up a loose puck in his own end, winked at Glen on the bench and fired a 150 foot shot into the gaping cage. Robb is now one point up on Glen…. And by the way Glen played last night I don’t think Robb is worried about Glen ever catching him. 5-3 Black was the final score.

Game 5 is at 5:20 tonight when Team Drinky Drinky (Purple) takes on Team Rookie (Blue). This will be the first Friday game ever in GWLHL history. There will be a ceremonial faceoff to kick off the first Friday game ever…. That is if Team Purple has anyone that can stand up that long to take the draw. Good luck out there boys and for god sakes please be safe after the game.
Signing off I’m Dusty McBrokop

*** ALERT *** GAME TIME CHANGE

Oct 3, 2018
 

Please be aware that due to a scheduling conflict the 2nd Wednesday game for the first two weeks of the season will start at 5:00 on Rink 1.

The schedule has been updated to reflect the change and team captains have been notified by email.

Sorry for any inconvenience.

Teams Are Set - Schedule to be posted soon

Sep 28, 2018
 

The teams have been picked and the players are ready to hit the ice!! The first week of action starts on October 3 at 4:40 when Yellow takes on Orange. Remember to get those visors on your helmets. Also your captains will pass around a waiver form prior to your first game. Make sure it is signed before you hit the ice.

The full year schedule will be up in the next few days. Here are next weeks games so you can plan accordingly.

2018-10-03 Wed 16:40:00 Rink 2 Yellow Orange
2018-10-03 Wed 17:00:00 Rink 1 Red Green
2018-10-04 Thu 16:40:00 Rink 2 Grey White
2018-10-04 Thu 17:50:00 Rink 2 Teal Black
2018-10-05 Fri 17:20:00 Rink 3 Blue Purple

Let the fun being!!
Dusty McBrokop


View All News For the Season

Standings - Regular Season

Regular Season *  Playoff Season
Team GP W L T Pts
Red 5 4 0 1 9
Black 6 3 2 1 7
Blue 5 3 1 1 7
White 5 3 1 1 7
Teal 5 2 2 1 5
Grey 6 1 2 3 5
Yellow 6 2 4 0 4
Green 5 2 3 0 4
Purple 6 2 4 0 4
Orange 5 1 4 0 2

Recent Games

Date Visitor Score Home
Nov 8 Red 2 - 1 Purple
Nov 8 Grey 3 - 5 Green
Nov 9 Black 12 - 3 Orange
Nov 14 Black 7 - 0 Purple
Nov 14 Grey 6 - 1 Yellow

Upcoming Games

Date Time Visitor Home
Nov 15 16:40 Blue Green
Nov 15 17:50 White Red
Nov 16 17:20 Orange Teal
Nov 21 16:40 Purple Teal
Nov 21 17:50 Green Orange
Nov 22 16:40 Black White
Nov 22 17:50 Yellow Red

Convenors

Glen Garrioch
Phone: (204) 946-2992
Email: Glen.garrioch@gwl.ca

Reggie Goodfellow
Phone: (204) 924-5502
Email: reggie.goodfellow@gwl.ca

Rick Wolfson, Commissioner
Phone: (204) 515-4005
Email: rick@wolfsonfinancial.com